WTF

So, this is a WTF (otherwise known as whatever things are free).  It comes courtesy of my toddler, who is firmly entrenched in the Terrible Twos.  Her feet are firmly set, she isn't budging out of this phase yet.  Oh, I dearly hope it is a phase.

1.5 shots of banana rum and mango rum, 3 shots of malibu, splash of lemon juice, splash of Kraken, splash of Grenadine, 1.5 shot of pina colada mix, and 4.5 shots of pineapple juice, and a bunch of ice.  Blend.  If you're lazy, you'll end up with chunks of ice.  I know this, because I just did. 

This is what you make when you don't give a fuck and you put shit in your blender.  Somehow, each drink I've taken of it has tasted different.  Maybe a splash of lemon or lime juice would improve it.  We'll experiment and see.

Okay.  A splash of lemon makes a big difference.  Adding that up into the recipe.  


Very summery.  Pale pink.  Slight hint of spice from the Kraken.

Maybe I should name it Mommy's Little Helper.